Aw yeah! What’s up gamers? I’m GameGrl, and I’m here to show you that girls can game too! Don’t go easy on me, guys – unless you want to get beat by a GIRL. Are you ready? Let’s DO THIS.
Yo I’m the GameGrl, and I’ve got the scores
‘Cause I woop butt and game hardcore
I might look cute but I play to win
So get your head in the game, ’cause we’re about to begin
I got sweet moves and secret skills
To pull off the codes, the combos, and kills
Tapping my fingers like a maniac
This girl’s gone bad on a game attack!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
When I’m on the scoreboard, you sure can tell!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
Cause I spell my scores “G-R-L!”
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
You gamer guys better take it like a man!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
If you can’t keep up then talk to the hand!
(She’s a GameGrl) I’m the GameGrl!
(She’s a GameGrl) The best in the world!
(She’s a GameGrl) Girls rule!
(She’s a GameGrl) And boys drool!
(She’s a GameGrl) I’m kickin’ rad!
(She’s a GameGrl) You’re super bad!
(She’s a GameGrl) Better than the rest
When you’re gaming with the GameGrl you’re gaming with the best!
When I say “game”, you say “girl!”
GAME! GRL! GAME! GRL!
When I say “best”, you say “the world!”
BEST IN! THE WORLD! BEST IN! THE WORLD!
When I say girls, you say rule!
GIRLS! RULE! GIRLS! RULE!
When I say boys, you say drool!
BOYS! DROOL! BOYS! DROOL!
Let’s have a dance party RIGHT NOW. Everybody do the wave! Yeah, that’s pretty good. Check it out! I’m dancing! I’m dancing! Check this move out! Oh man, oh yeah!
Aw yeah. I’m having SO MUCH FUN. This is like a slumber party where there’s nothing to do but play games ALL NIGHT LONG. Oh yeah, and NO BOYS ALLOWED. Not that I CARE – I can beat any boy at any game, any time, anywhere!
Puzzle games, fighting games, action, rpg,
Shoot ’em ups, beat ’em ups, virtual reality,
Dating sims, flight sims, CD-rom or console,
Handheld, arcade, tabletopping oldschool,
Turn-based, card-based, tactical, strategy,
Text-based adventure, point-and-click mystery,
FPS, racers, platforms, rhythm games,
She’s the bomb at anything you can name!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
Gamer guys better run and hide!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
‘Cause I’m the baddest, so step aside!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
I got the stats, and that’s my proof!
GAME ATTACK! GAME ATTACK!
So come on and RAISE THE ROOF!
(She’s a GameGrl) I’m the GameGrl!
(She’s a GameGrl) The best in the world!
(She’s a GameGrl) Girls rule!
(She’s a GameGrl) And boys drool!
(She’s a GameGrl) I’m kickin’ rad!
(She’s a GameGrl) You’re super bad!
(She’s a GameGrl) ‘Cause I’ve got the moves
So step into my GAMER GROOVE.
(She’s a GameGrl) Don’t be a wimp!
(She’s a GameGrl) Unless you’re a shrimp!
(She’s a GameGrl) I’m the new cool!
(She’s a GameGrl) You’re old school!
(She’s a GameGrl) Gaming like a pro!
(She’s a GameGrl) Come on, let’s go!
(She’s a GameGrl) Better than the rest
When you’re gaming with the GameGrl you’re gaming with the best!
Awesome! That was totally rad to the max! I could just keep doing this all day… NOT! I’ve got games to play, and if you think I’m gonna slow down just to talk to a bunch of amateurs, then you need to seriously blow the dust out of your cartridges.
But hey, girls, whenever you need to show those creepy boys who’s boss, just remember that GameGrl’s got your back. Look for me on specially-marked boxes of Betty Crocker brand snacks and have an adult call the toll-free number to subscribe to the girls-only GameGrl Magazine. Alright, check you later girlfriends!
credits
from Homestuck Vol. 9, released 12 June 2012
GameGrl (Original 1993 Mix) by Michael Guy Bowman featuring Erik “Jit” Scheele on keytar and vocals by Tavia Morra
BLUH BLUH BLUH I DONT OWN THIS
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I'm in 2020 listening this song.
WHY DO I LIKE THIS NOT IRONICALLY (in sorry i cannot spell unironicly) IVE NEVEr DONE THAT BEFORE HELP
Damn people are really taking this seriously 😂
Didn’t know Chiaki had a singing career
I'm just here because of chiaki
Day 5: Its gotten to the point where I listen to this nonstop unironically-
This was me when i was like 9
0:47 this is when it starts being bad
How can you beat someone in a dating sim ???
btw girls cant be video games >:(
Lol
GIRLS RULE
I'm the only epic game girl.
NANAMI NO
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please add this pon spotify
So this represents every D.va main on Overwatch
me logging into bimbo.land
she goes to raves. i mean look at the kandi damnit.
this sounds like how ready player one is written
why am i unironically obsessed with this tho
Damn
I found this just now
Anf this is ironic like HOLY MACARONI-
chiaki's giving sayaka a run for her money
Do us a favor and go back in the kitchen we need sandwiches for the imperial troops
People keep saying this is a Homestuck song and is the Homestuck theme song- is it?
im scared
update: 1 week later, still scared but its kinda a bop
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What is this guys
I know this is meant to be ironically bad, but I like listening to whole volumes of homestuck at once and this single fucking song ruins Volume 9 for me
no wonder i liked this song before i read homestuck
Who gets steven universe sunstone vibes?
this song is literally cursed it kills all the babies around it in a 100 mile radius
Who's here from that Despairful AVM of Chiaki?
This is unironically my favorite song to play on beat saber